Aw I love these hoes

a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

danhovells:

coachesrayofsunshine:

pyaahdozame:

if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is.

I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just- I can’t.

i can’t breathe rn he’s my king tbh

counting-clovers:

babyferaligator:

always give your puppy 3000000000 kisses a day

even when they’re not puppies anymore and they’re old and grey and cant get out of bed so easy on cold mornings and they forget some things give them 3000000000 extra kisses so they remember you love them

Feel like death warmed up

What is this piece of shit flu, I literally cannot walk because I’m so exhausted, and every step makes my head hurt, and my nose is runny, and my throat is scratchy, and I’m horribly hot AND I HATE EVERYTHING.

I’m lying down feeling sorry for myself because my whole body hurts and my thoughts are hurting a lot too

My stomach is still all fucked up from last week’s OD and now I have the fucking flu like what even. 

When I have the flu, it’s perfectly acceptable for me to lie in bed all day and do nothing, but if I do that on a particularly difficult day, I’m told that I’m being lazy and uncooperative.

When will people realise that an illness which exists in the mind is just as difficult to cope with as a physical illness that inhibits you from doing every day tasks?

"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."